This week on the Internet: Beyblade Ebay Kids

So picture this: you leave your young children unattended for god knows how long while you shop for bras and purses on the internet. Naturally, the children go and play bey-blades in the bathtub. What should you do when you find out that your bathtub is scratched by the little weapons grade tops?

If you said shout at them and ground them, you're not the person I'm about to rant about.

This batshit crazytits lady thought it was a good idea to post a picture of her CRYING CHILDREN on an ebay auction to help fund her new bathtub. She forced her crying children to hold up the ziplock bag full of tops. The description for the beyblades? Two of them light up. That is all she said about it. The rest was just bitching and moaning about the tub. Then she describes how she plans on selling the rest of the stuff that the kids own to pay for her new tub.

C'mon lady, they're kids. If they had taken a baseball bat to the tub and smashed it with malicious intent I could see you punishing them like this (but not posting their pictures online, thats just fucked up). I totally get what the kids were doing, a bathtub is a fucking great place to have bey-blade fights in. I only caught a little bit of that fad growing up, but I remember using big old salad bowls for my arena. The tub would have been perfect and I'm shocked I never thought of it.

Luckily, the internet superhero's (or the internet hate machine, depending on who you ask) are acting on this. Our good friends at 4chan have taken time out of their days full of ruining little girls lives to ruin this older lady who acts like a little girl's life. After an epic bidding war, the price for the ziplock bag of sadness reached just under a million dollars. Of course, no one was going to pay the million dollars; thats just what the price was at before the auction got taken down for having way to many bogus bids.

Also one of the children has meme potential, which is why you don't post pictures of your kids in public. Cause 4chan will turn them into memes.

Pic Related: The auction page, complete with crying child and eerily somber child. Checking the feedback page will show that the seller has a history of buying lingerie, expensive purses, and stripper training workout tapes. You know, things a model parent needs.

Pic Also Related: the guy is a meme. I expect an ED page soon. Gratz Daney21, you just got your son's face all over the internet permanently. 

EDIT- I called it: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Daney21